THE COUNCIL VERDICT SCROLL

Written By Kandy Rogers

Filed by the Pantheon Council of Order, Chaos, and Mild Inconvenience

After reviewing:

  • Dan’s failed denial

  • Bella’s authoritative rebuttal

  • Bam’s forensic pettiness

  • The physical evidence

  • The emotional evidence

  • The vibes

The Council declares the following:

1. Dan is guilty of Attempted Smiting in the First and Second Degree.

His methods were sloppy, his execution poor, and his alibi nonexistent.

2. Bella is absolved of all wrongdoing.

Her enforcement remains lawful, justified, and occasionally hilarious.

3. Bam’s commentary is entered into the official record.

Because she insisted.

4. Dan is sentenced to:

  • One week of supervised ground‑level activity

  • Zero access to shelves, ledges, or elevated murder platforms

  • Mandatory conflict de‑escalation training (conducted by Bella, which is unfortunate for him)

5. The Pantheon remains stable.

For now.

Kandy Rogers

Kandy Rogers is a creator, storyteller, and ritual architect who transforms everyday life into living mythology. Through handcrafted objects, symbolic design, and narrative-rich spaces, she builds emotional worlds where memory, joy, and meaning take center stage. Her work blends practical craft with mythic imagination, honoring the small sacred moments that shape a household’s legend. Many of her handcrafted objects are offered for purchase, allowing others to bring a piece of that mythology into their own lives.

https://Lavenderwolfcrafts.com
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